You know you are getting old when............

You are excited about your new vacuum that has to charge for 20 hours before you can use it...
You buy a 100 dollar trash can at Bed Bath and Beyond...
You ask someone to meet you at Conoco for coffee...ok..that may just be you know you are cheap when.....
You suggest to run errands before a movie date if you get to the theatre and have an hour to kill.......
You make blankets for Christmas presents and anytime someone asks you also want to tell them how to make them.
You realllllly want to clean the dog slobber off the sliding glass door you are staring at.
You think...what should I do today???? and come up with walk the dog, cut up dog treats, go through kids clothes, and at some point I have got to put those pictures into albums!

Wow, pretty dateable....not! guess what...I also don't care cause I am fine with all of the above...shhh, don't tell anyone. My dating profile says I am fun, exciting, and in shape. There is also a "younger" pic up....what? it's still me!
(I do not have a dating profile...but if I did)