I'm afraid if I did row across the ocean solo it would go a little something like this.........
Day 1...this is going to be awesome! I am going to get so fit and tan.
Day 3...I have become bored with rowing, it is nine million degrees out here, I am sunburned all over and afraid to jump in the ocean for fear of getting eaten by sharks, stung by jelly fish or now since it happened to the crocodile hunter..being pierced perfectly through the heart with the stinger of a sting ray...thanks for that.
Day 4...I am laying around bored out of my mind! I have no idea where I am drifting and hope to be rescued soon.
Day 5...I am completely unorganized, totally ill prepared, and seem to have lost my sunblock.
Day 27....yea right...I turned around at day 5 for the fear of being swallowed by a whale, flipped by a giant wave, disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle or being overtaken by pirates and waiting to long of a time for three navy seals to come sniper their 15 year old arses!
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LOL. I think you might be funnier than me. hehe I am going to kidnap you someday and take you to an amateur comedy night. Make sure you tell this story..it's a good one.. Also, when you are a well known comedian and getting movie roles and starring in Saturday Night Live, give me some of your extra money, because I am the one that got you your start!
ReplyDeleteI also would like to be included in your windfall, as I have told you that you that you are funny, too. :D Bandwagon, here I come!! :D
ReplyDeleteMelissa